Whats up everyone, my name is Scott La Rock, the official Hole and a Heartbeat Master of Ceremonies and I fuck like its a sport. This is your chance to see what makes the mans who filled a thousand holes tick. Read on my friends.

I was born and raised in Jenna, Louisiana on July 27, 1980. Thats correct, I am a Southern boy and I am a Leo. Growing up down South gave me a lot of character. I was raised with good manners, eloquence and that certain laid back vibe which most Southerners possess. However, I always felt like the black sheep with different wants, needs and most certainly different desires from those typical bible beating freaks. While most of my friends were out hunting and fishing, I was at home listening to hardcore/punk/metal music or I was out cruising around on my skateboard. I also published an underground hardcore music fanzine called Deprived Society which I continued for 5 years. From a very early age, I knew I was out of step with the world. I never really appreciated growing up in the South but my Southern accent has most definitely contributed to my uncanny ability of getting my dick wet. Thank God for Tabasco, chewing tobacco and voodoo.

After growing up in Louisiana, I moved to North Carolina where I majored in English and minored in Communications at a top state university. Simultaneously, I was getting heavy into partying and sex. I was living the life. Going to class sometimes, getting ass every chance I got and getting fucked up like it was my damn job. I fucked a lot of bitches during this time. As life was spiraling downward, I jumped ship and enrolled in a French culinary school in Washington DC. Learning to cook was a monumental step forward into my life of debauchery cuz I havent met a hole yet that didnt swoon over me for the simple fact that I can cook my ass off.

I spent several years as the executive chef for a variety of high-end restaurants and recently sold my highly successful food business. .For most of my adult life I have focused on getting ass, being a chef, getting tattooed and working out. Also during these years I wrote for multiple publications in both Philadelphia and New Jersey.

I left the successful world of a business owner and chef for one thing- HOLEANDAHEARTBEAT.COM. Once I came up with the concept of the site, my cousin Gunner (yes, the most downloaded dude on the internet porn star.) loved the idea. After a little coaxing and a lot of blood, sweat and tears, Gunner and I put this site together. That, dear readers, brings us to the point I am at today.

I am just following my heart. I love hardcore music. I love porn. I have something inside me that attracts people on a carnal level. I am open sexually. I understand and appreciate all types of sexuality. . I feel comfortable in my own skin. I am happy with who I am and what I am offering the world.. Now you know the perverted ass motherfucker with a tattoo of vagina on his chest and the PORN etched across his abs. Now go look at some smut you dirty fucks.

Enjoy the show!

Scott La Rock