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1) Why won't Fran do porn?.....well with my Muslim upbringing its hard to plug a bitches hole and have Allah on my mind but if Hole and a Heartbeat rent a Camel for a few nights,I could easily be persuaded to come hump fuck that bitch.
2) Is it true that Mikey Wild is your father and that the two of you have a relationship?........DNA testing has proven that Mikey is one of the many guys that Gang Banged my mom the night of my conception .Amongst a few others were Orion Landau, Michael Bolton and Flavor Flav. Now you know where I received my many talents from, I love genetics.
3) Exactly why does Scareho suck so fucking bad?........What the fuck are you talking about???? We're the greatest band since Dashboard Confessional. I think that our fight for womens rights , racial unity and the feeding of the homeless more than makes up for lousy vocals and equipment failures.
4) Was the song, "Cunt Like You" really about your mother, Mikey's retarded black ex-girlfriend?...........Hey dont go making fun of a serious song like "CUNT LIKE YOU" That song comes from the heart and is very personal to me. I wrote that song right after I returned from a spiritual retreat in India. After wiping my ass with my left hand and eating with my right, drinking dirty brown water and smelling curry infested cunt for about 6 months, I figured there could be no worse. Then I returned back to the States with a fresh clean mental attitude, only to be trapped in a house with a cunt. And it dawned on me, God created third world countries for mankind to realize that a wooden bowl of rice with flies hovering around it is more enjoyable than a PMS CRAZED CUNT WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP!
5) Who and what do you HATE the most?........I hate these faggots that go out ,get covered in tattoos listen to hip hop ,talk in ebonics ,wear true religion jeans, spend $50 on a baseball cap and wear it to the side and then claim to be hardcore punks.What the fuck.I didt ask for peanut butter in my chocolate and I didnt ask for Wu Tang Clan in my Bad Brains .Chameleons are a dime a dozen, hardcore punk was always about being an individual ,youre own person ,not some MTV Music News clone who has to be up todaty on gay as fashions. So in general I hate the new generation, I cant get out of the 80's,I'm a prisoner in a time that was great!!!!!
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