Philadelphia
United States

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MySpace:

myspace.com/sewagesammich

 

Record Label:

3XM Productions

1) Why don't retarded chicks care if you have AIDS?
Come on, you know this one! Aren't all the chics on this site retarded??? They look it! OH, SNAP! But anyway, have you ever come in contact with a retard? One of the first things you learn is that they only understand the tangible. You can show 'tards some blood and they will understand that its blood. But say AIDS is in that blood and the little re-re's will dive right in that blood to find the AIDS!!! They'll swim around for hours looking for some AIDS. Same goes with fuckin'. Its great! You should try it sometime. Retarded chics have a hole and a heartbeat, too! Don't discriminate. We don't.

2) What is your ultimate fantasy?
Two huge slices of bread, your mom (alive or dead), provolone cheese, lettuce, and mayo. Hold the tomatoes. I HATE TOMATOES!

3) What is your fascination with sandwiches?
First off, it's SAMMICHES! The reason we love sammiches sooooo much is because you can put anything between two slices of bread (like your mom& see above) and it tastes good. I heard Philly is the number one sammich eating city in the USA! Fuck yeah! All because of us!!! Personally, my favorite sammich is just two slices of bread with potted meat spread on them. There is nothing like mechanically separated everything turned into a spread. Mmm mmm good.

4) Have you ever shoved anything up your ass?
Scarlet from GI JOE. She brought me to orgasm in 3 seconds! 1 second for every inch of her fully posable action figure body! (PS: her curtains matched the drapes.)

5) What are you hobbies besides consuming sandwiches and fucking retards?
Shit, what is there besides that? Hmm& let me think& Creating amazing Thrash-Punk-Grind! Everyone should go to Relapse.com right now and buy our record. We don't make any money off it, but we had a lot of fun making it!

From the woods of Roscommon County, Michigan four highly talented kids united with a common goal and an unrelenting vision for their future, seized this once in a lifetime chance to live their dreams. After unsuccessfully hunting wolverine in northern Michigan for five years, Sewage Sammich came together to reveal its putrid stench upon their unsuspecting victims of Philadelphia. By 1984 The Sammich had become the teen heart throb of the local gore grind community, not to mention acquiring such titles as Kings of the Underground and That Band.
For the next year and a half SS toured rigorously for pretty much anyone willing to share their drugs, beer, or bitches. However shortly after their release of Dudes Fucking Dudes² bassist Hans McClain was tragically killed by an accidental cannibalistic incident. After the loss of Hans the remaining members, deeply saddened by his passing, were unable to pick up their instruments for nearly an entire day.
1986 was a revolutionary year for underground music with bands like Goresoaked Gang Bang and Marty the Invisible Bear. The Sammich contributed with the classic singles Tits and Ass and Grindcore Steering Wheel which brought them into the limelight, where they were meant to be. And you know the rest from here.