Philadelphia
United States

Band Website:

The Dead Meat

Booking: N/A

General Info:

The Dead Meat

 

MySpace:

myspace.com/gutsoundsystem

 

Record Label:

Off The Rail Records

1) What so fuckin great about Dead Meat?
Good question, one day I was like 16 er so and this girl came up to me and was like, dude do you like bloody pussy and I said HELL YEAH!!! Anyway The other day I heard she fucked me friend Pig. How dude is that dude? Fuck bands who practice and play shows, that's so 80's. I saw just do drugs and let everyone else think you're a loser, like this guy told me once, If your gonna be a pig well then be a pig man!" Or did he say PIGMAN, or maybe a rodeo clown they're the real fuckin' deal man. Did you ever see SHAKES THE CLOWN? I live like that movie is like this girl who tried to get me into porno pool sex with the dudes they like did it with. You get me? Pussie are like bro's dude. They all want my beer and pool time.

2) How would you feel about a girl in a pig's mask fucking herself with a ham bone and using bacon grease as lube?
I feel my dick, but only with my right hand. With my left it feels like someone else's world class jawn. I HATE DUDES!!!

3) I don't know where you get your name Chubbrock...why? True story: I was 15 and had tampoons in my hair spitting beer on any cunt who walked by (there were only one cunt who cared the rest wanted to fuck me) and my fag friend Kenny from PGH called me and my spitting partner Louis PUNK ROCK #1 and PUNK ROCK #2, all the while our friend Fatt Tony was saying "HER HER HER HE'S NOT PINK ROCK HE'S CHUBBROCK!!!" Tony went on to lose weight and be a drummer in a few PGH bands. I wish, with a full heart, that he was still FATT!!! Tony if you see this eat @ Subway and ask for extra meat, Please!!!

4) Are you an eater of the ass?
Are you talking about Scott LA Rock ass os regular 89 year old metimucill in the ass, ass? But I cannot spell. What a hard clas speling it wsa. Come out to the Khyber on HALLOVEEN!!! How many more !!!!!'s do I need to get you there? PUSSY!!! We'll have to need shirts!!!!!!!!'s

5) Tell me your sickest joke.
A pig fell in the mud, and got herpes from all the whores that the pig's brothers had been fucking in the same mud. A shame fore sure!

At the close of 2003, THE DEAD MEAT clawed their way out of the foul and wretched womb of SMUT, BAD LUCK 13 and OTOPHOBIA. Since then THE DEAD MEAT has battered and abused audiences and themselves from Pittsburgh to Delaware, Including a week long bender with FANG. Their debut LP -DAWN OF THE DEAD MEAT- released in October of 2004, on OFF THE RAIL RECORDS, has bludgeoned listeners with its brutal guitar work and stabbing rhythms, stitched together with sickening dual vocal disharmonies. THE DEAD MEAT has begun their killing spree and they will not stop. Fear these men, they will they will not rest until their depraved hunger is fed, and the world lies still bloated and lifeless at their feet.